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Friday, October 16, 2009

Booksmartz 101 ::


please read the selections above in full and answer the following questions with a number 2 pencil on 8" 1/2 x 11" unruled paper ::

q1. how much is an album of music worth ($$$ speaking) in 2009?
˙99˙4$-99˙1$ :: ʞɹoʍʇɹɐ ɯnqןɐ pǝʇuıɹd & ǝsɐɔ ןǝʍǝɾ 'pɔ ןɐɔısʎɥd ɥʇıʍ ˙˙˙˙0$ :: ʞɹoʍʇɹɐ ɯnqןɐ pǝʇuıɹd puɐ 'ǝsɐɔ ןǝʍǝɾ 'ɔsıp ʇɔɐdɯoɔ ןɐɔısʎɥd ʇnoɥʇıʍ

q2. want to start a book club?
˙os ʞuıɥʇ ʇ,upıp ¿ɥɐu

q3. what's the deal with phish?
˙sǝʇou ǝsoɥʇ ןןɐ ʇnoɥʇıʍ ǝʞoɾ ɹǝʇʇǝq ɐ ןןǝʇ ʎןqɐqoɹd pןnoɔ noʎ ןןǝʍ ¿ɹoɯnɥ s,ʇɐɥʇ 'ɥo ¿ƃuıʞoɾ noʎ ǝɹɐ ˙˙˙ʎןsnoıɹǝs 'ou

q4. what are the three genres of music?
(˙ʇuǝpıɔɔɐ ʎq ʇnq) zzɐɾ sı ƃuɐʇ-nʍ :: ˙ƃ˙ǝ ˙zzɐɾ & dod-ʇou 'dod

q5. did Yoko break up the Beatles?
˙ɹǝɥ ssǝןq poƃ 'pıp ǝɥs ɟı ʇnq ˙ou

q6. if you exit a car at 10pm on a thursday night in front of a video rental store singing "now I wanna... be yer DAWG," what will the store-owner, standing outside smoking a cigarette, start talking to you about?
˙pɹoɟ ʎɹuǝɥ ןɐıʇuǝnןɟuı ʎןqıpǝɹɔuı ǝɥʇ ƃuıʌןoʌuı ʎɹoʇsıɥ sʇı oʇ ǝnp ʇıoɹʇǝp s0691 uı pɐǝɹds ןɐıɔɐɹ
„pɹɐoqɹǝʞɔǝɥɔ„ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'ɐƃ 'ɐʇsnƃnɐ 'spɹoɔǝɹ xɐʇs

q7. were the Clash a pop band?
˙sǝʎ

mail your answer sheet for grading to ::

Conor Meara
2653-A Whitehorse-Hamilton Sq. Rd.
Hamilton, N.J. 08690

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